Ten Hilarious Jokes

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 In this post I will be telling you ten of the best jokes I know. Hopefully you find them amusing.


#1. Why did the golfer wear two pairs of pants?  Because he could get a hole in one.   🏌 


#2. Why is Cinderella so bad at sport?  Because she always runs away from the ball. 🎾


#3. Why did Robin get sent off the cricket field?  Because he broke his bat, man.    🏏🦇


#4. Why did the soccer pitch turn into a triangle?  Because someone took a corner.   ⚽                                                                             

#5. A man was driving his car and accidentally took an illegal U-turn. The man's son looked behind them and said, "Don't worry dad, the police behind us did the same thing." 


#6. Someone at a restaurant said to the waiter, "This boiled egg is bad." Then the waiter replied, "Don't blame me, I only laid the table." 🥚


#7. The teacher said to her students, "If I have ten apples in my right hand, and eight in my left, what do I have?" A student answered, "Big hands." 🍎


#8. What is the difference between a mosquito and a fly? Try zipping up a mosquito. 🦟


#9. Who made king Arthur's round table? Sir-Cumference. 


#10. The cricket player who dropped six catches that day was getting dressed in the changing room and said, "I think I'm catching a cold." Then his captain replied saying, "Thankfully you can catch something."


I hope you liked the post, and stay tuned for more.

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